In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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