My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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