Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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