Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Randomize
