Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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