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(301): View more from Maryland

i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party

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(330): View more from Ohio

i think i have two assholes

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(205): View more from Alabama

During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?

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(530): View more from California

I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.

(1-530): View more from California

fuck. you.

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(314): View more from Missouri

He's only going to be gone for two weeks

(1-314): View more from Missouri

That's two months in gay whore years.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?

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(734): View more from Michigan

Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch

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