Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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