I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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