the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I pour the whiskey from now on
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