Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
ttyl tear gas
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Randomize
