Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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