We're like a lot better than the average bears
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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