it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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