My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Randomize
