i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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