i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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