Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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