Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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