I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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