why didn't you poke me back
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Randomize
