that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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