No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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