I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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