Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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