No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
