guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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