Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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