I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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