I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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