Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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