the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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