This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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