Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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