I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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