Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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