Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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