I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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