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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
