Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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