can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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