what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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