My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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