I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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