Kareoke will never be a sober sport
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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