I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
We had sex on a dog bed..
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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