Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
My breasts were aching with rage.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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