New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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