Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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