what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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