I didn't shave. On purpose
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
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